“My Life Without You Is Like Coordinates Of A Quadratic Turning Point: Daring Gateman Declares Affection For Lady As She Cries Out (Photos)

  

A Young lady has taken to microblogging platform, Twitter to express her concern over her gateman who is professing his feelings for her.

The lady identified as Temitope Akinrimisi shared screenshots of her WhatsApp chat with her gateman as he proclaims his undying love for her with a detailed analysis of his feelings.

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The lady in the process of sharing the chat worried about her safety due to the distractions she is facing from the security man.

 

In Her words:

”My gate man legit told me he has feelings for me. I don’t even feel safe anymore😭😭,” she wrote in a tweet.

The gateman had written a letter which read thus:

“ Please…… With the reference to the syllabus of my feelings, I want to prove that the locus of my point is directly proportional to your heart. On seeing you, I feel like a triangle with only 2 angles, the third one being you. At times I feel like a circle without a circumference and a tangent without a gradient. We are like two simultaneous equations without solutions. You never seem to notice that I am a point lying at your linear equation. Your smile makes my mind rotate 360 degrees anticlockwise and applying a translation, I finally get your image. You are factodegrees quadratic equation but still feel like two disjoint sets. You are the hypotenuse of my right angled triangle and on using either sine or cosine, we can obtain a real solution. I tried to deal with you on a calculator version but the probability of success is very low. My letter consists of only one section to be answered without a calculator and the answer is to be given “Yes” in three significant figures. My life without you is like coordinates of a quadratic turning point. My love for you is infinite like the graph pf Tan 90 and Tan 270 degrees. Yours MathematicalXxxxxx.”

 

See the chat snapshots below :