A Facebook user: Chukwuemeka Egwungwu, has taken to social media to bemoan his wife's infidelity in an unsuspected manner.
Mr. Chukwuemeka warns men not to use their hands to buy what will take over their manly responsibility after he caught his wife with a tuber of cucumber in a compromised state.
In his words:
Sometimes, you ask if it's possible to please women to the fullest; that's not possible. They are indeed like Abakaliki rice, no matter much effort you input to de-stone it, having some stones in your mouth is inevitable.
I was the one who used my hand to buy these fruits thinking I am a darling husband. There was no day I was returning from work that I didn't buy fruit for her at Ikotun market. It has become a routine.
Igbos say, ogo m egbuna mu( may my good deeds not harm me). It's was at night; I didn't bother checking what time it was but I know it was past midnight. I woke up and discovered that my wife was not in the bed. I thought she would be at the sitting room watching TV. But no, she was not. She was in the toilet. I headed towards the toilet innocently to urinate. When I pushed the door of the toilet open, I beheld what I never imagined.
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My wife has been a Christian, or a church goer I should say. My cucumber 🥒 is not also underperforming. It's very much alive.
I am confused now. I used to hear people say something about cucumber on the social media but I never knew it could apply to a married woman.
God help us. You might be living with a devil in your house who pretends to be an angel.
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